Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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