I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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