i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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