did you get engaged???
I think im going to throw up on grandma
is wine microwaveable?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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