No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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