school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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