No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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