If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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