i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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