This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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