Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was confusing and full of hummus
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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