we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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