I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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