Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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