did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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