what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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