i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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