either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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