It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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Wipe that smile off your face.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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