I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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