Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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