I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
