With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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