it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
His nipple licking is glorious
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