maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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