i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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