Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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