You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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