so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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