But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
Randomize