i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize