So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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