I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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