VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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