next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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