awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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