So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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