I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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