ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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