Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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