So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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