You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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