Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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