So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
farters have to be the big spoon...
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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