Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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