I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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