no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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