is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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