He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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