What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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