Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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