Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How external is "for external use only"?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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