Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I need a beard to bite.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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