hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
How does one acquire holy water?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Do plants get herpes?
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