Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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