therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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