Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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