quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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