i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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