I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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